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SMITHEE AWARDS™ XXV: GENERATION SMITHEE 
Crawling back from the depths of madness... to torture and terrify once again!

Greetings, cinemasochists! It's a banner year: The Smithees' golden trashcan celebrates its (Tarnished) Silver Jubilee! Yes, it's time for THE 25th ANNUAL SMITHEE AWARDS™, as we subject yet another audience to our finely-crafted brew of concentrated schlock.

Their passion was too great to ignore—too extreme to be natural!

For a quarter-century, the Smith-ka-teers™ have been culling the best/worst parts of the worst/best Bad Movies in history and stitching them into a veritable Frankenstein's Monster of an awards ceremony:

  • WATCH! In disbelieving horror the Ordeal of the Five Clips in Each of the Nineteen Outrageous Categories!
  • THRILL! To such awards as Most Ludicrous Premise, "Alas, Poor Yorick," Acting Appropriately Stupid, "Let's Up the Rating to 'R,'" Worst Science, "Cutting Butter with a Chainsaw," Worst Acting, and many more!
  • VOTE! As you--yes, YOU--help determine the very course of cinematic history!
Men and women lured to the brink of sanity, compelled to endure unspeakable torment!

It's nigh unstoppable: THE 25th ANNUAL SMITHEE AWARDS is happening Friday, June 17th, starting at 7:00pm in The Battelle Ballroom of the Greater Columbus Convention Center in Columbus, Ohio. The torture should conclude around midnight. You may come and go as you please. So come attend!

And bring some friends. There's just something special about joining your fellow screaming souls sucked into a demented labyrinth born of their own rabid lusts for hilarity.
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SMITHEE AWARDS™ XXV: GENERATION SMITHEE

Dear Smitheeites,

We cordially invite you to the 25th anniversary of the movie awards show dedicated to bringing you the worst cinema has to offer: The Smithee Awards. To put this momentous occasion in perspective, here are some of the events that took place around the same time Mr. Smithee and The Sultan looked at each other and said “There ought to be an awards show for this.”: Russia held its first free election and the populace voted Boris Yeltsin into office, a dead sea scroll was unveiled, Jeffrey Dahmer got caught snacking, Linux was developed and the internet was born. 1991 was a good year (well, mostly). Then along came 1992 and The Smithee Awards.

Please join us for our gala Silver Anniversary celebration at one of the showings listed below. We will bring the usual 19 categories and fill them up with five clips for each category. All we ask is that you show up and have a good time. And vote. Voting could mean the difference between a clip becoming but a footnote in Smithee history or having that clip move on to Mega-Meta-5 or possibly Ultra-Mega-Meta fame. There’s something to think about – 25 years of Smithees means that we will soon have 5 Mega-Meta winners to pit against each other. This is Smithee history in the making, come be a part of it!

Yours-

The Smith-ka-teers: Bryan, Greg, Matt, Kevin, Rhana, Jenna, Jeannette and Amy.


The Smithee Awards 2016 “World Tour” Dates

April 1st - Friday: 7pm - Midnightish
ConBust – Smith College, MA
Room 106

April 16 – Saturday: 7pm – Midnightish
Ann Arbor Smithee Show
1800 Chem Building

April 30 - Saturday: 6pm – 10pmish
Penguicon – Southfield, MI
Windover Room, Southfield Westin Hotel

June 17 – Friday: 7pm – Midnightish
Origins 2016 – Columbus, OH
Greater Columbus Convention Center
Battelle Room


Steins and T-Shirts and Mugs -- Oh, My!
And tote-bags, too! At long last, we have a version of the long-awaited T-Shirt storefront! A selection of Smithee Awards merchandise is ready for your perusing and purchasing pleasure right here at CafePress. Choose from a variety of items--such as T's, sweats, mugs, tank-tops, jerseys, track suits, and more--in a variety of styles, all emblazoned with a new, snazzy, and stylized logo cooked up by our own Matthew Quirk. Now you, too, can wear the same shirts as the Smith-ka-teers (well, perhaps not the same ones, although some of us might let you) and join us as we yell, "I Stayed Up To Watch The End of THIS?"

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