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I don't like the axe. I want the sword.

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I want the axe.

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Good. I like the sword better.

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[There's the horrible monster that's been stalking them!]

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[Monster roars]

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[Fwoop! Thunk!]

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[Monster roars in pain]

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[Whoosh! DECAPITATE! Thud.]

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[Gee... THAT was easy.]

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[Snarls and barks playfully]

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[Arf! Arf! Arf!]

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[Both howling and barking like dumbasses]

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[Which they clearly are.]

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[Thud]