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Mr. Grubeck?
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[Grubeck, on TV] Yes! Your wish is Zap-O-Matic's command!
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Simply flick our miraculous Percepto Switch
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and Zap-O-Matic actually puts you in the picture, Paula.
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- [ZAP!]
- [ZORRRRRP!]
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[Happy crowd sounds]
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[Crowd starts singing "Hark, the Herald Angels Sing"]
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[ZARP!]
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[What, did he put dandruff on her shoulders?
Or is it fake snow somehow? Eh.]
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[Okay, I do have to admit that
this sequence was done really well.]
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[Although that outfit would have been
scandalous for the 1940s...]
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[Crowd continues singing]
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[Voice] Harry Bailey!
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[People cheer]
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[George] Harry! Harry!
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I got here too late!
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Mary, I got him here from the airport
just as quick as I could.
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[Bert] Fool flew all the way up here in a blizzard.
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Harry, what about your banquet in New York?
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I left right in the middle of it,
soon as I got Mary's telegram.
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Good idea, Ernie -- a toast!
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To my big brother George--
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- [Harry] The richest man in town.
- [Crowd cheers]
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[Crowd begins singing "Auld Lang Syne"]
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- [Ding-a-ling!]
- [Zuzu] Look, Daddy!
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"Every time you hear a bell,
a zombie takes a soul to Hell!"
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That's right! That's right!
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No...that's not in this movie...
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[Crowd keeps singing]
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- [Zombie sound]
- [Paula gasps]
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[Zombie growls]
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[I've heard of a crowd turning ugly before, but...]
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[Zombies growl and advance]
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[Zombies growling and moaning]
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[You know what? Mr. Potter can HAVE this town!]
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Bleehhgh! Blaarrrgh!
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[Zombies smash through door as Paula screams!]
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[Paula screaming]
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[Heavy breathing]
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[Heeeeere's Zuzu!]
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[Paula screams]
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AAAAAH! AAH!
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[Paula] AAH! NO, ZUZU! AAAAAH!
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[Screaming]
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[That ain't petals in her hand!]
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[Zuzu stabs mercilessly as Paula screams]
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["Waste it, Daddy!"]
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[Paula dies squeakily]
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[Aww....Zombie Zuzu is having fun.]
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[Somber bell tolling]
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[And that concludes the heartwarming
holiday classic, It's a Zombieful Death!]