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[Woman] Oh, David! The baby's coming!

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[Woman groans]

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[Car speeds by]

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[Woman groaning]

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[Zzzooom, screeeech!]

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[Brakes squealing]

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[CRASSSH!]

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[Woman crying out in pain]

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[Pained scream]

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[Woman] David! Ooooh!

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[Woman continues to cry out in agony]

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[Continuous screams]

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[David's not looking so hot there, himself.]

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- [Woman] Oh, David!
- [David] Aaagh!

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[Both yelling]

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[Painful cries]

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- [SPLUK!]
- [Shocked yelling]

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- [Wet, scrunchy, slurmy noises]
- [Sobs]

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[Horrified gasping]

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[Rrrrrip!]

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[Weird growling]

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[Woman yelling as, uh, "baby" squirms]

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[Are you sure it's mine??]

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[Weird growling]