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[Karen] I'm supposed to believe
my brother's a vampire?

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Are you out of your mind?

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And just why would they pick <i>my</i> brother?

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[Cork pops]

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My guess is because he's fast,

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he's mean,

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and the size of my car.

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[Karen] And I suppose you're a vampire, too,

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and that's blood you're drinkin', right?

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[Drexel] Actually, I am a vampire.

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But this...

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...is Jose Cuervo.

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Well actually, it's some cheap shit
me and T-Bone bought in Tijuana.

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Mmn.

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Whoa.