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Wuahh...that would make you, uh...

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Vampires.

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[Cherish] We are all vampires.

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We're all dead.

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And we all like you very much.

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[Both yell]

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Die now.

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Stop being afraid.

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We won't tell anyone!

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Just let us go, huh?

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You joined the Navy to see the world.

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Yeah, this world, not the next one!

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[Reed] Where's your sense of adventure?

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This is a moment to treasure!

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Death comes once in a lifetime.

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This is not death!

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It's murder!

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It's not murder...it's dinner!

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["I Can't Believe It's Not Murder!®"]

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[Say it with me:]

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[There...Is...No...Escape!]

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[Wait...really??]

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The sun!

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[You know, you'd think vampires
would keep track of these things...]

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[Reed] Back inside!

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[Suddenly, it's like 11:30am.]

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[And why aren't they burning or something?]

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[The sun rises fast in the Philippines!]