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[Soldier] Take your positions quickly!

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Get to the front, now!

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[BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA Pew pew!]

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[Gunfire]

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[And yep -- this is all during <i>the opening credits</i>!]

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[Automatic fire, and the baddies scream and fall down]

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[No blood. Except that spot on the lens.]

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- [Zoom zoom, boom boom!]
- [There's Dolph!]

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- Uuuullaugh!
- [Thump]

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- [BANG] Aaaagh!
- [What, did he shoot HIMSELF?]

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- [BUDDA BUDDA]
- Ooo! Aaaa!

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[Brrrt]

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[Brrrt! Brrrt!]

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- [BOOOOOOMMM!!!]
- AAAAAAAGH!

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[What the hell?! Were those auto-dragonfire rounds??]

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[Bang bang!] Oooouaaugh!
- [SLAM!] Uuagh! [Thud]

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[Continuous gunfire throughout]

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- [PSSHEEW!] [BOOOOM!]
- Aaaaaargh!

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[SLAM!] Oooph!

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[BOOOOM! Pointless explosion!]

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[Uhoh...here comes trouble.]

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Watch out!

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[Fwoosh! BOOOM!]

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[They survived how?]

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- [Budda budda]
- UUAAGH!

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[Hey! You're not supposed to kill the GOOD guys!]

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[Bang bang bang bang]

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[Bazooka!]

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- [BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA!]
- [Doin' the bullet dance!]

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[KLANK]

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- [FWOOM!]
- [BOOOOMMM!!!]

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[F-Troop!]

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- [EXPLOSIONS!]
- [That was a load-bearing structure]

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[Shaka-sha-KOW!]

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["Hey, this level's easy! They just run at you!"]

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[Gunfire]

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Oooh! Uuugh! Auuugh!

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[Dolph!]