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[Right off the bat -- Ugh.]

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[I'd close my eyes, too.]

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Miracle...

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["Is she serious?"]

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[Ogre grunts in puzzlement as hand sizzles]

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["Thanks. I was thinking about getting a new tat."]

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[Ogre stomps toward Hope -- is she doomed??]

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Hope!

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[Whispering incantation]

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[Ogre growls]

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[Ogre roaring]

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[You're in its aggro range!]

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Sha-babba-doo!

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[Mystical explosion]

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[Video game sound]

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[Thump]

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[Thank heaven they coded that loincloth.]

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["Well, that was easy. I...uhoh..."]

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["Fool! You only defeated the boss's Stage One!"]

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- Hope??
- [Cocks gun]

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[RRAAAWWRRR!!]

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[Time to use a higher-level slot!]

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- [BWOOOM!]
- [Slinky sound]

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[Ogre groaning]

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Rrrrg...Ooogh.

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[Puzzled growling]

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[Sizzling sounds]

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[KRRRAAKKA-BOOOOOM!]

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[Ogre exploding]

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[Gasps]

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[Ogre continues to growl and explode]

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[Shaking, losing structural integrity...]

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["Uugh! That smells awful!"]

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[Ogre rumbles and vanishes]

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["I think I just went up a level."]

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[Even they don't buy it.]