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["The alien's coming! Let's run!"]

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["Honey, did you forget I have legs?"]

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[Here he comes...]

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[Ro-Man! One the most advances races in the galaxy!]

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[Ugh.]

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[Yeah, it's just a guy in a gorilla suit.]

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[With a diving helmet...]

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[And deely-boppers...]

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[Weird beeping and zapping]

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[What in the name of Corman was that??]

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[Isn't that guy supposed to be
tempted to put on the Ring by now?]

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["I am such a failure."]

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["Guess I'll go back to my cave
and eat superior alien ice cream."]

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[I want to know who decided
the suit had to have NIPPLES?]