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[Locke] Go go go go!

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- [SEAL] Just get the fuck out of here!
- FUCK!

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[Ed] Come on, Locke!

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[Monster growls and screeches]

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- [SKEWER!]
- Aaaaaaggh!

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- [General mayhem and panic]
- Medic! Get the fuck over here!

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- [Gates] Fuck!
- [Locke] Shoot, man, shoot!

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[Bangity bang bang!]

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[SKEWER!]

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[Yelling and screaming and rending of flesh]

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[They're playing Tug-O-Locke with
the monster, and Locke's losing!]

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[Say, is that a hand grenade?]

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- [Pulls pin]
- [Locke] Guys! Just fucking go!

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[Bye, Locke!]

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Fuck!

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Come on.

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[BOOOM!]

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[BOOM! BOOOM!! BOOOOMM!!!]

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[BOOM... BOOOM?]

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[BOOM. BOOM.]

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- [What the frick kind of hand grenade WAS this?!]
- [BOOOM! BOOOM! BOOOM!!!]

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[BOOOM!!! BOOOM!!! WHOOOSH!]

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[BOOOM! BOOOM!]

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- [WHOOOM! Explosion rushes forward]
- [Monster screams]

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[Why bother running? Apparently there IS no
minimum safe distance for this thing.]

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[Looks like Smaug is pretty pissed...]

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[Running... Explosions... Explosions... Running...]

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[BOOOM!]

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[BOOOOM!!!]

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[Oof! And he fumbles on the one-yard line!]

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[Whoosh whoosh, mutherfucka!]

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[That's it. Lie there and stare.
Great strategy.]

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[BUH-BOOOOOMM!!!]

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["I really don't think the Navy should issue
those nuclear hand grenades anymore...."]