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- [Oh, what a beautiful golden eagle!]
- [Eagle screeches]

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[Cade] <i>AI will never replace...the pure majesty...of Nature...</i>

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[Okay...]

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[So why is the eagle in slo-mo while
the bird sounds are in real-time?]

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[Eagle screeches]

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[Yes, I know that's not actually an eagle sound.]

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[Just go with it.]

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<i>While developing further and further</i>
<i>in a Humanoid state over the years, </i>

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<i>I never wanted to lose touch with the magic</i>

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<i>and majesty of Nature</i>

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<i>and the gifts it had given me.</i>

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[Dude, what are you talking about?!]

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[You are so clearly NOT THERE in this shot!]

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[You're clearly in some studio. "Majesty of Nature, " my ass!]

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[Argh, this is maddening.]

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[I wish he really WERE there, 
and the eagle ripped his eye out.]

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[Okay, that was a little mean. I'm sorry.]

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[Cade, in V/O for some reason] <i>Good morning. Have a nice day.</i>

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[Uuugh. He's clearly NOT THERE EITHER.]

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[What, you couldn't find a frickin' BUILDING
to walk in front of, Breen?]

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[What's he doing now?]

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- [SWOOSH!]
- [WTAF??]

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- [SWOOSH!]
- [I got nothing.]

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[Now he's walking into a still photo?]

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[CGI "Pizza" explosions]

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[Cade] <i>Follow me.</i>

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<i>They can't hurt me. You won't get hurt.</i>

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<i>Follow me.</i>

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[Fake explosions continue]

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[Does he really expect us to buy
that he's leading a commando squad??]

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[Pizza explosions galore]

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[Which are NOT reflected in the windows...]

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[Explosions get louder for some reason]

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[OH COME ON.]

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[At least this part is real.]

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[Wonder where he stole it from.]

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[More explosions]

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[Stuck the landing]

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[Pizza explosions follow]