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[Klunk]

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THIS is what I'm talkin' about!

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[ROAR!] [SLAVER!]

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That armor's not going to protect you, Lucas!

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[Lucas] Chill!

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When are you gonna grow up and be a man?

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Honestly, let's put our skis together,

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get off the bunny slopes, get on the big-boy chair,

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and we're gonna go to the top of that mountain!

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Why do we need to go to the top of the mountain?

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For <i>titties</i>.

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- [Slap]
- The whole point,

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the whole objectives of
this whole trip, was to do what?

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- [Slaps]
- Get a titty here, and a titty here.

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I'm not gonna let some little lizard out there

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stop me from getting titties.

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Why? 'Cause I'm the Titty Man!

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[Growling and wet eating sounds]

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[Lucas] The big one's interested in the little, 
mean, horny matry-archial dinosaur.

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So now is our chance, all right?

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Besides, they're extinct and they're stupid!

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We're human. We're men here, we're smarter.

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- Lucas...
- What?

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You walk through that door, and YOU'LL be extinct.

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What do YOU know?

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It's you and your dumbass boyfriend's
fault we're here in the first place!

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Lucas, get back in here, man!

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You need to make up your mind.

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You gonna listen to Robo-Bitch here, 
or Manson-Party-of-One?

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- It's me! Lucas! Your friend. Your pal. Your amigo.
- [Cocks BB gun]

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[I have a feeling you can soon
add "your chum" to that list...]

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[Sheldon] What're you gonna do with a BB gun, Lucas?

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I'm gonna take his eye out.

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[Snarl from above]

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[Hyperventilating]

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Ski-buddy...

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[Whimpers and clicks BB gun]

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- [GLOOOMMMM!!!]
- [Lucas screams]

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[Nasty roars and crunching noises]

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- [Horrified yells]
- [Goth chick is into it.]