Monolith (1993)
Comisionado para Matar
The Hard Way
Monolith - Impatto Mortale
Monolithe
Paholaisjahti
Presas e Predadores
The War Zone - Echi di Guerra

Nomination Year: 2010
SYNOPSIS:  A secret government project is infecting research subjects with a sentient alien virus. But the alien escapes, jumping from body to body, killing as it goes, with the objective of reaching its space ship and activating the wormhole drive, which will allow it to get home -- and destroy the Earth in the process. A pair of cops stumble across the trail of bodies and have to stop not only the aliens, but the government scientists trying to cover the whole thing up. I should write something funny here, but the plot was so stale I'd forgotten it before the movie was even over.

"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"

In This Corner ... Sikorsky!
Louis Gosset, Jr. vs a helicopter. The helicopter wins by TKO, but its pit-fighting career is over.

Acting Appropriately Stupid

Danger! Do Not Look Into Pod With Remaining Eye
How many times do the guys in jumpsuits need to be warned not to open the pod? At least once more, apparently. The van catches fire pretty spectacularly.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Bill Paxton  
John Hurt yes, that John Hurt 
Louis Gossett, Jr.  
Director Claim to Fame
John Eyres  

Greg Pearson

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