The Galaxy Invader (1985)

Nomination Year: 2010
SYNOPSIS:  Lame alien gets chased by a redneck abusive dad and his redneck friends. It's saved by the redneck daughter and her redneck brother and redneck boyfriend.

Stupidest-Looking Monster

"What kinda man is that, pa?"
The Galaxy Invader is a stupid-looking alien. The Skull meets the Swamp Thing.

Best One-Liner

Truer Words Were Never Spoken
"Oh great. The biggest scientific event in the entire history of the world is being lassoed by a bunch of rednecks!"

Worst Acting

The Redneck...He's Too Powerful...
Joe (Richard Ruxton) wakes up and asks some tough questions. There's a *cough* "fight" *cough* and he gets away, with murder in his eyes.

Worst Picture

Getting the Drop
Joe gets the drop on them because they stop at a 2-foot cliff. He shoots the alien. Then there's a *cough* "fight" *cough*. Even the onlookers don't buy it. Then mama Redneck picks up the gun and sloooowly hits him over the head. He flies off the *cough* "cliff" *cough* as a very obvious dummy and...THE END Oh, it's over?

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Richard Ruxton  
Don Leifert film historian was his real job 
Director Claim to Fame
Don Dohler creator of Cinemagic film magazine 

Bryan Cassidy

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