SYNOPSIS: A scientist meets this hot photographer, but on their first date, he gets a
chunk of moon-meteor stuck in his head
and it turns him into a were-lizard at each moonrise. But the woman and his
Native American friend stick by him to
the end. Which comes none too soon.
Bryan Cassidy
Smithee Award Nominations
Worst Special Effect
The Meteors Attack...From Scratch!
The "meteors" are just film scratches! He takes the opportunity to kiss her. She asks, "What was that?"
That good, huh?
Stupidest-Looking Monster
"Something's Happening!"
By which he means, "nothing's happening." At least not at first. (Don't
know what he was looking at.) But then: Bad morph effect and SLM
lizard-man!
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Worst Science
Atomic Moon-Energy Factors
The particle disintegrated and now the energy factors have spread. Now the
moon will make him atomic. And he'll explode.
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Worst Picture
They Had To Throw Him Back, He Was Out Of Season
Johnny's made an arrowhead out of the moon rock "to speed up the energy
process" before the hero becomes inevitably atomically unstable (Worst
Science). They get dramatic and she screams "Noooooo!" (Bad Acting) and
runs off. She has a shit-fit in her car (More Bad Acting) and the
lizard-man appears (SLM). Johnny appears and shoots him. The glow starts
and the world goes disco (SFX). After lamely flailing around with the
arrow in him (at a different angle, Whoops), the monster disintegrates into
a glowing pile of ash. Cue music. They leave. Pan to black. THE (Crummy)
END.