Christmas Evil (1980)
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(Foreign Titles)
Terror in Toyland
You Better Watch Out
Nomination Year: 2011
SYNOPSIS: Another in a series of "already crazy guy gets crazier and goes on a killing
spree" films. This one with a Christmas theme. At least this guy has a
reason (albeit a really lame one): Harry Stadling saw Mommy kissing Santa
Claus as a kid. I mean *really* kissing Santa Claus, and *really really*
vice-versa. He grows up to be this Santa-obsessed weirdo with a job in a
toy factory. His house is full of Christmas decorations and memorabilia
year-round. He keeps Naughty/Nice ledgers of all the neighborhood kids.
When he snaps, he paints a sleigh on the side of his white van, steals a
bunch of toys from work, and then goes around town giving out gifts to nice
people and murdering the naughty ones. Or merely annoying ones. Or
whoever's in front of him.
Bryan Cassidy
Smithee Award Nominations
"WHAT?!" |
Our Neighborhood Watch Charter Hasn't Changed Since 1750 The media is wise that there's a killer out there dressed as Santa, and lose
no time in spreading a panic. A group of people corner Harry and one father
is about to beat him up when his little girl goes "No, Daddy! Don't hurt
Santa!" and hands Harry Daddy's knife. Good girl. He escapes, but a mob
quickly starts after him, INSTANTLY producing actual flaming TORCHES. This
is 1980, mind you. Why the hell do normal people have torches on hand? At
one point, Harry's van screeches away, past the running mob. I could just
imagine someone saying, "Crap! I TOLD you we should have taken the time to
get out the pitchforks! We could've popped his damn tires!"
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 Crummiest Ending |
Now Dashboard Away, Dashboard Away, Dashboard Away, All! Harry's brother gets so mad at Harry, he literally strangles him. But Harry
revives in his van. He punches his bro (funny!), then screeches away, past
the torch-wielding angry mob that has been running after his van for the
last I-kid-you-not HOUR or so (story time, not screen time). The mob causes
him to veer off course, through a fence and over a cliff. But, to his
brother's wond'ring eyes, the van FLIES off into the full moon. "Merry
Christmas!" The End. Bear in mind there isn't even the slightest hint of
the supernatural at any other point in the movie.
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