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Fitch Is a...Ninja? Fitch is there. Diaz says "Get him!" Even though they're all looking at
him, he's suddenly... Just. Not. There.
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Flying Fish The giant, giant piranhas are jumping out of the water. To fly into
buildings. And towers. And explode. For no good reason. Even they don't
buy it.
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| Worst Science | |
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Migration Patterns, and Electricity Mutates Them You can't electrocute or poison them because that might cause
"reproductions" and mutations. So instead, they're going to build a
concrete wall and drain the estuary. They're growing new organs, too. Oh,
and it's a hermaphrodite.
Then...Eli shows the "migration pattern" data. Within 48 hours, they'll be
all over the U.S.! Provided, of course, that fish can somehow move at Mach
3.
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| "Whoops!" | |
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These Are the Tanks We Get The tanks switch color underwater!
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I Get a Kick out of Fish Fitch bicycle-kicks fish after fish as they fly out at him. Owowowowowow.
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| Worst Picture | |
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She's "Good With Tools" Fuel is at 410. Then 170. Then 420. They took a bullet to the fuel line.
But maybe the scientists can "rig something." Fitch says the oxygen tank
won't work. She says she can make anything burn. Sure enough, they have a
cheesy boost. The fuel gauge goes different ways.
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The Plan I just don't care anymore. Fitch goes up to the copter to find Eli captured by the Venezuelans. Don't ask me how. He takes out the pilot with a flare gun. Head-exploding fun. Eventually, Fitch
kills the Venezuelan colonel by getting a fish to eat the copter.
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| Director | Claim to Fame |
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 Eric Forsberg |
writer of a lot of Asylum films (Snakes on a Train, 30,000 Leagues Under the Sea, Mega Piranha, Arachnoquake, etc) |
| Actor | Character | Claim to Fame |
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 Paul Logan |
<Not Yet in Database> | Hunky stuntman/martial artist who also acted in many a B-movie action flick but never really made it to super-stardom. Was John Crenshaw in The Horde, John in Code Red, Jason Fitch in Mega Piranha, and Glen Reiber on "Days of Our Lives." |
 Tiffany |
<Not Yet in Database> | Singer/songwriter (e.g., of "I Think We're Alone Now"). Was the voice of Judy Jetson in the movie. Now she does crappy SyFy giant-creature movies. |
| Barry Williams |
<Not Yet in Database> | best known as "Greg Brady" |
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