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Blood of the Chupacabras  (2003)
Bloodthirst: Legend of the Chupacabras
Rise of the Chupacabras
Tagline(s):The Legend Is True
Nomination Year: 2012
SYNOPSIS: Sllooooowwwww-moving plot, bad sound, and underexposures plague this suckfest. It's basically an endless string of: "What was that noise?" Slaver, rinse, repeat. But if you must know: Grandpa was once the mildly famous "vampire hunter" back in the day, and now similar killings are beginning again. Despite his age, he must go to the Chupacabra's (aka the "Mocha Vampire's") lair (aka the Goat Mine) and put an end to the menace once and for all.
Bryan Cassidy
Smithee Award Nominations
Most Ludicrous Premise
The Mago (No Relation)
Chupacabras are pets left behind by aliens. Gabrielle "Mago/White Witch" DeMarco tells us all about chupacabras using her air of superiority and uneven, vanishing accent.
Worst Special Effect
The Big Reveal!
Not only is The Mago the Chupacabra(s)/Mocha Vampire, but when she hypnotized him earlier, she somehow (telepathically?) slipped a suggestion into him so that he can't kill her. But he can kill himself! He grabs her and leaps into the overly-convenient lava nearby, and we see, uh, a body, I guess, tumble in (BAD). All her vamped-out minions turn to skeletons (JUST AS BAD). "My God. I think it's over." Gramps somehow climbs out of the lava pit. THE END. Thank God, I think it's over.
Directors
Director Claim to Fame
Jonathan Mumm Directed and wrote both Rise of/Blood of/Legend of/Revenge of/Whatever of the Chupacabras flicks. Kept changing the titles. 
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
Dan Leis Randy Parker Seems to have retired. Elvin Dowd in Narc and Bob Melba in Blood, Guts, Bullets, and Octane. And that's about it. 
Rachel Sense Linda Trent This is it. 
Loren Taylor Grandpa Charles The "Chupacabra" films are what he's got. 
Lenore Sebastian The Mago/Gabrielle DeMarco This is her only credit on IMDb.com. 
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