Secrets of the Clown  (2007)
Nomination Year: 2013
SYNOPSIS: When a guy's friends start dying one by one, his remaining friends blame his kinda-weird fiancee with the clown-doll fixation. Then he starts to doubt her, too. But it turns out she's really a witch, using the clown doll to protect him from her former Master, who's using the life forces of the dead people to increase his own power and to get back at her for deserting him.
Bryan Cassidy
Smithee Award Nominations
"Wanna Run That By Me Again?"
Please Haunt Responsibly
Louie posits that the ghost might be drunk from the one shot, since it doesn't weigh much.
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Inane Dialogue
You Don't Say-ance!
The friends hold a Ouija/séance without the psychic and it goes horribly wrong ("Are you a friend?" BOOM!). Who'd have predicted? The psychic chastises the guy whose mangled eyeballs are streaming blood down his panicked face: "You should never have attempted contact! It's not safe!" Durrrr.
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Acting Appropriately Stupid
Louie Gets Smoked
Immediately after the clearly supernatural goings-on inside, Louie steps out to smoke a joint. Then when he hears a noise in the darkness, goes right off to confront it. With predictible results.
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Directors
Director Claim to Fame
Ryan Badalamenti  
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
Kelli Clevenger <Not Yet in Database>  
Paul Pierro <Not Yet in Database>  
Jay O'Connor <Not Yet in Database>  
Michael Kott <Not Yet in Database>  
Dusty Mitchell <Not Yet in Database>  
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