Nomination Year: 2013

SYNOPSIS: A psycho killer is sent to the electric chair by the lone survivor of one of his murderous rampages. Fast forward a year, and Sarah runs a run-down bakery with her alcoholic mother. After a mysterious hooded figure delivers a batch of "special gingerbread spices" (actually the killer's ashes), an assistant gets blood in the dough and what follows is a one-by-one killing spree by the world's worst cookie. What's worse is that all the characters' names are cookie-related. The lead is Sarah Leigh (= Sara Lee). Love interest: Amos (as in Famous) Cadbury (as in chocolate). Bitch-next-door is Lorna Dean (sounds like "Doone"). The assistant is Brick (oven?) Fields (as in "Mrs.").

Smithee Award Nominations

Most Ludicrous Premise
And Lo, A Cookie Shall Be Born! Electrical problems with her walk-in oven (?), a cookie that suddenly looks NOTHING like what she fashioned (22:45), and the bitch daughter of the bakery's across-the-street rival. There's a rat involved. A cat fight. They hit the fusebox and suddenly…! Jacob's ladder evil-cookie badness!	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"Alas, Poor Yorick"
Rolling Pin COOKIE driving (with use of rolling pin to reach pedal). Runs over jerkwad rival guy.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Stupidest-Looking Monster
"Well, It Sure Ain't the Pillsbury-Fucking-Dough-Boy!" "Well, It Sure Ain't the Pillsbury-Fucking-Dough-Boy!"	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Charles Band	Produced nearly every crappy thing that Roger Corman didn't, and directed quite a bit of it. Including perhaps the most tasteless, 2020's Corona Zombies.

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Gary Busey	<Not Yet in Database>	Blond, with a long, craggy face, he usually plays muscle; an alleged history of domestic violence (maybe he should change his name to Gary aBusey)
Robin Sydney	<Not Yet in Database>
Ryan Locke	<Not Yet in Database>
Larry Cedar	<Not Yet in Database>	Cornelius Hawthorne on "Community;" Leon on "Deadwood;" a regular on "Square One TV"

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