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That's Not My Department A U.S. Department of Agriculture black ops task force so secret even the President
doesn't know about them vs. giant angry radioactive terrorist ants.
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| Worst Cover Copy | |
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Some Gi-Ant Mistakes As we saw in the MLP clip, the ants are irradiated, not genetically engineered, and
it was an accident, not an experiment gone wrong.
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| "Whoops!" | |
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(Also, It's a Goose) He's wearing the headphones! No, he's not! Yes, he is! (Also, it's a goose.)
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| "WHAT?!" | |
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The Power of Rock and Roll Defeating the ants with The Power Of Rock & Roll.
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| Worst Acting | |
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And the Oscar Does NOT Go to Martin Kove (Martin Kove): Martin is unaccountably happy about the giant angry radioactive
terrorist ants.
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| Director | Claim to Fame |
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 Fred Olen Ray |
If there's a contender for worst, most prolific Bad Director ever to (dis)grace Hollywood, he might be second only to Roger Corman. Oh, AND he wrestles under the name "Fabulous" Freddy Valentine. |
| Actor | Character | Claim to Fame |
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 C. Thomas Howell |
<Not Yet in Database> | Rae Dawn Chong's ex-husband who was Ponyboy Curtis in The Outsiders; was also Soul Man |
| Stella Stevens |
<Not Yet in Database> | she was born in "Hot Coffee, Mississippi" |
| Siri Baruc |
<Not Yet in Database> | Played herself (more or less) on TV's "Writer's Block" |
| Brent Huff |
<Not Yet in Database> | these days, he kind of looks like a Poor Man's "Lance Armstrong" |
| Chick Venerra |
<Not Yet in Database> | |
| Andrew Prine |
<Not Yet in Database> | also wrote a bit on Claws |
| Peter Spellos |
<Not Yet in Database> | does a lot of voice acting for anime series |
 Martin Kove |
<Not Yet in Database> | This bulbous-nosed slab of meat plays the beefy guy in almost EVERYTHING; you're almost certain to have seen him (e.g., as "Nero the Hero" in Death Race 2000). |
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