Nomination Year: 2013

SYNOPSIS: Only an electronically enhanced soldier can save humanity!

Smithee Award Nominations

"Wanna Run That By Me Again?"
Someone's Puffing "Saint Peter shall ride in on a chrome dragon! And it shall be Puff the Magic Dragon!"	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"Whoops!"
Knee-Deep in Waist The water is knee deep. I mean, waist deep. I mean, knee deep. I mean, waist deep.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Jesse V. Johnson	More stuntman than director... Case in point

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Don "The Dragon" Wilson	<Not Yet in Database>	He can kickbox (allegedly the greatest in the history of the sport), not that you'd know it from most of his film appearances. Did many American kung- fu/action flicks, including Johnny Woo in the Ring of Fire franchise. And, weirdly, a different main character in each of the Bloodfist series.
Katee Sackhoff	<Not Yet in Database>	Kathryn Ann "Katee" Sackhoff played Starbuck on "Battlestar Galactica" (the 2004-2009 one); Dahl in Riddick; Jen in Halloween: Resurrection; and Bo-Katan Kryze on "The Mandalorian". Voices Poison Ivy in many Batman animated shows and games.
Bokeem Woodbine	<Not Yet in Database>	Harry in Total Recall (NOT the Arnold one), the guard in Devil, and Shocker (#2) in Spider-Man: Homecoming, as well as supporting roles in other films. His perfect, cupids-bow lips are unmistakable.
Keith David	<Not Yet in Database>	This very prolific and smooth-voiced African- American acting legend has been in SO many things, good and Bad, that it's hard to choose. Probalby best known as Frank in They Live, Gen. Kimsey in Armageddon, and Childs in John Carpenter's The Thing. But his voice is probably even more well-known than his face: Dr. Facilier in The Princess and the Frog; The President on "Rick and Morty"; and Glossaryk on "Star vs. The Forces of Evil."

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