The mustachioed bad guy Zor is ordering his sorcerer-for-hire to wipe out Ator and friends: "There is someone I want neutra-liminated!" In the middle of that strange word, "neutra-liminated," his head teleports to a new position. Obviously, they changed the line from "neutralized" to "eliminated" in midstream. But the editor must've liked them so much, he kept them both -- inadvertently.

You may need to sit down for this one. Ator and his two companions need to somehow get into the fortress to rescue the Great One. Ator points offscreen. "You two take the secret entrance. I'll keep them busy out here." Ator leaves, stage right.

Abruptly, we see Ator running off a mountaintop in a hang-glider! The aluminum parts are covered with straw, as if we're to believe that he constructed the darn thing himself in his spare time. As you're wondering where he got the hang-glider, you suddenly also wonder where the heck he got the mountain, since it was all flat land where he left his companions just a second before. In fact, the two of them look up and say, "Look, it's Ator! He's flying!" They smile and wave. Ator smiles and waves. The audience channel-surfs.

As if that weren't enough to swallow, they begin to show Stock Footage of flying scenes: Waterfalls, mountains, famous castles in Europe -- some in Germany, some in France... Where the hell is Ator going, anyway? There's even one shot where you can briefly see a truck, modern roads, and a modern town way off in the distance if you look carefully.

But wait -- there's more! When Ator finally flies over the villain's castle, he begins to unhook homemade grenades from his belt, and merrily starts tossing them at the bad guy's goons from above. Which leads us to this question: If there's a "secret passage," why didn't Ator just use that instead of going through all this trouble?!