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Tell the Whole Story, Why Don't You? "The movie tells of bigoted police detective Joe Carlson (Bo Svenson, Walking Tall Part 2) whose homophobia leads him to try to frame high school basketball player Billy Lynch (Jimmy NcNichol, Escape from El Diablo) for the murder of a television repairman when he becomes convinced that the killing was the result of a homosexual love triangle. Unbeknownst to the detective, Billy's Aunt Cheryl (Susan Tyrell, Fat City) is the real killer; having harbored incestuous fantasies towards Billy for years, his impending graduation has caused long dormant homicidal urges to resurface. Joe's continued plaguing of Billy causes Cheryl to become progressively more unstable, ultimately jeopardizing the lives of everyone around her. Julia Duffy (TVs "Newhart") and Bill Paxton (Future Shock) co-star. Directed by TV great William Asher." The cover is a painting. It reveals the killer right away. And there are tons of callouts to other shows. |
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Some Folks Just Can't Get a Brake Billy's parents have left 3-year-old Billy in the tender care of his "aunt." Now for a nice, enjoyable road trip! In the mountains! Behind a logging truck!
What I don’t get is how Dad never had to use his (sabotaged) brakes even once before this point? Anyhow, careening cars, log decapitation, over the cliff screaming, and then...wait for it...wait for it...BOOM! |
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The Twitching Dead/”You’re Not Gonna Shoot Nobody”/The End In the last few minutes of the film, we see Carlson getting the drop on Billy and Coach Landers (who came over to help and support Billy). Carlson’s clearly not listening to reason. Or evidence. Or testimony. Or his fellow officers. He only knows he hates fags, and by God here’s two of ‘em, right in his gun sights. Look for:
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"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'" | |
Equal Time Here we see Billy’s mother/aunt confronting him in the shower. We clearly see his ass as he literally shouts that he’s underage. Kiss, kiss. Stay clean, now!
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Famed director of great TV like "I Love Lucy" and "Bewitched"...and some not-so- great movies |
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<Not Yet in Database> | Kid/teen actor who was on some 70's/80's TV shows |
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<Not Yet in Database> | Narrator of the animated film Wizards; Played Gretchen Feester on TV show "Open All Night" |
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<Not Yet in Database> | Big blond action bit-part player, like Marines; The Great Waldo Pepper and North Dallas Forty; was Big Swede in Here Come the Brides |
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