Tagline(s):	They'll Blow You Away!
	Lovely Girls...Masters of Judo, Karate and Weaponry!
	Seven super sexy girls take on the bad guys in an explosion of wild action, crazy stunts, and loads of laughs!

Nomination Year: 1996

SYNOPSIS: Only lacking a disembodied-voice-on-the-phone giving them missions to make the rip-off complete, this Charlie's Angels send-up has not just three, but seven lovely ladies. Working together, each uses her unique talents to help shut down a heavily-guarded drug-making factory. The weak plot is made all the sadder by cameos from an ancient Pat Buttram ("Green Acres'" Mr. Haney) and a just-as-ancient Jim Backus (Mr. Howell from "Gilligan's Island"), both of whom -- along with Alan "The Skipper" Hale, Jr., who looked pretty good, actually -- got "starring" billing in the credits, despite being in the film for maybe 90 seconds each.

Smithee Award Nominations

"Wanna Run That By Me Again?"
Celebrities Are Better Than Us! "You're (mildly) famous, so these people I know will trust you and not me." Huh? And remember...women can make a difference! Even in the '70s.

Worst Acting
Someone Throw Her into the Pool, Please Jacqulin Cole explains her plans to Susan Kiger...stiltedly. Especially while digging around in her purse.

Worst Picture
An Awkward Moment The ladies are doing target practice. The teenage girl wants to try! But she has a teen moment or something and runs off in shame. Then the ladies make plans to take out the drug compound.

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Greydon Clark	Directed such Smithee fodder as Satan's Cheerleaders, Black Shampoo, Angels' Revenge, and Dark Future.

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Sylvia Anderson	Terry Grant	Kasey in Foxforce and Terry in Angels' Revenge.
Kieu Chinh	Kako Umaro	Vietnamese actress who played Suyuan Woo in The Joy Luck Club and had parts on "M*A*S*H," "China Beach," "Santa Barbara," and "Dynasty."
Jacqulin Cole	April Thomas	A few bit parts in some "wild women" movies of the '60s through '80s: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, The Female Bunch, and Satan's Cheerleaders. Married to director Greydon Clark.
Liza Greer	Trish	Was in Hi-Riders and one episode of "Full House." And this. And was apparently a Penthouse Pet. Younger sister of Robin Greer.
Robin Greer	Officer Elaine Brenner	Sydney Price on "Ryan's Hope" and Dina Wells on "Falconcrest." Older sister of Liza Greer.
Susan Kiger	Michelle Wilson	Bombshell who was the first Playboy playmate to be accepted after doing a hardcore porno, Deadly Love. Was eye candy in H.O.T.S. and Death Screams.
Noela Velasco	Maria	Was in one episode of "Chico and the Man."
Jack Palance	Mike Farrell	Gravelly tough-guy through and through. Has been playing badasses in countless films, including Curly in City Slickers and Yves Perret in Tango & Cash. Famously did one-handed push-ups at the Oscars at a very advanced age.
Peter Lawford	Burke	Rugged leading man of radio and screen, he was The Thin Man Nick Charles and starred in The Longest Day, Good News, and was one of the original Ocean's Eleven.
Jim Backus	Cmdr. Lindsey March	Mr. Howell on "Gilligan's Island" and the voice of Mr. Magoo.
Neville Brand	Miller	Tough guy in Westerns and crime dramas from the '40s through the '90s, including Reese Bennett on "Laredo," Duke in Stalag 17, and Lieutenant Kaminsky in Tora! Tora! Tora!
Alan Hale, Jr.	Manny	"The Skipper" on "Gilligan's Island."
Pat Buttram	Van Salesman	Known for his signature warbly Southern voice, he played Mr. Haney on "Green Acres" and voiced several Disney characters.
Arthur Godfrey	Himself	Noted radio and TV host who had his own TV show; he discovered many talented stars. Was also a frequent guest on "The Hollywood Squares."
Darby Hinton	Sticks	Played Israel Boone on the "Daniel Boone" program and later Ian Griffith on "Days of Our Lives."
Greydon Clark	Movie Director (uncredited)	Writer and director of such Smithee classics as Psychic Killer and Angels' Revenge and Satan's Cheerleaders. Put himself in bit roles.

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