Tagline(s):	They'll Blow You Away!
	Lovely Girls...Masters of Judo, Karate and Weaponry!
	Seven super sexy girls take on the bad guys in an explosion of wild action, crazy stunts, and loads of laughs!

Nomination Year: 1996

SYNOPSIS: Only lacking a disembodied-voice-on-the-phone giving them missions to make the rip-off complete, this Charlie's Angels send-up has not just three, but seven lovely ladies. Working together, each uses her unique talents to help shut down a heavily-guarded drug-making factory. The weak plot is made all the sadder by cameos from an ancient Pat Buttram ("Green Acres'" Mr. Haney) and a just-as-ancient Jim Backus (Mr. Howell from "Gilligan's Island"), both of whom seem hardly to know where they are anymore.

Smithee Award Nominations

"Wanna Run That By Me Again?"
Hey, It Worked for O.J. and Clinton "You're famous, so they'll trust you."	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Worst Acting
Someone Throw Her into the Pool, Please Jacqulin Cole. In the pool scene, where she's digging around in her purse.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Worst Picture
An Awkward Moment The women are doing target practice with the teenage girl. She gets embarrassed and goes away.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Greydon Clark	Directed such Smithee fodder as Satan's Cheerleaders, Black Shampoo, Angels' Revenge, and Dark Future.

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Sylvia Anderson	Terry Grant	Kasey in Foxforce.
Kieu Chinh	Kako Umaro	Vietnamese actress who played Suyuan Woo in The Joy Luck Club and had parts on "M*A*S*H," "China Beach," "Santa Barbara," and "Dynasty."
Jacqulin Cole	April Thomas	A few bit parts in some "wild women" movies of the '60s through '80s: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, The Female Bunch, and Satan's Cheerleaders. Married to director Greydon Clark.
Liza Greer	Trish
Robin Greer	Officer Elaine Brenner	Sydney Price on "Ryan's Hope" and Dina Wells on "Falconcrest."
Susan Kiger	Michelle Wilson	Bombshell who was the first Playboy playmate to be accepted after doing a hardcore porno, Deadly Love. Was eye candy in H.O.T.S. and Death Screams.
Noela Velasco	Maria
Jack Palance	Mike Farrell	Gravelly tough-guy through and through. Has been playing badasses in countless films, including Curly in City Slickers and Yves Perret in Tango & Cash. Famously did one-handed push-ups at the Oscars at a very advanced age.
Peter Lawford	Burke	Rugged leading man of radio and screen, he was The Thin Man Nick Charles and starred in The Longest Day, Good News, and was one of the original Ocean's Eleven.
Jim Backus	Cmdr. Lindsey March	Mr. Howell on "Gilligan's Island" and the voice of Mr. Magoo.
Neville Brand	Miller	Tough guy in Westerns and crime dramas from the '40s through the '90s, including Reese Bennett on "Laredo," Duke in Stalag 17, and Lieutenant Kaminsky in Tora! Tora! Tora!
Alan Hale, Jr.	Manny	"The Skipper" on "Gilligan's Island."
Pat Buttram	Van Salesman	Known for his signature warbly Southern voice, he played Mr. Haney on "Green Acres" and voiced several Disney characters.
Arthur Godfrey	Himself	Noted radio and TV host who had his own TV show; he discovered many talented stars. Was also a frequent guest on "The Hollywood Squares."
Darby Hinton	Sticks	Played Israel Boone on the "Daniel Boone" program and later Ian Griffith on "Days of Our Lives."
Greydon Clark	Movie Director (uncredited)	Writer and director of such Smithee classics as Psychic Killer and Angels' Revenge and Satan's Cheerleaders. Put himself in bit roles.

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