Anges de Sang [French]
Krwawe Anioly [Polish]
Les Esclaves d'un Vampire [French]
Vámpír Angyalok [Hungarian]
Ángeles Sanguinarios [Spanish]
Îngeri Înlantuiti [Romanian]
Tagline(s):
Being Wild Is in Their Blood.
Nomination Year: 2017
SYNOPSIS: A young woman gets caught up in the plans of a coven of vampires fighting to free themselves from their master.
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Smithee Award Nominations
"Alas, Poor Yorick"
This Vampire Movie Blows
How does the heroine find out that she's in the midst of a coven of vampires? By witnessing vamp fellatio from a closet. This vampire movie blows.
Deus Ex Machina
TRUCK!
Rennie hasn't earned his vamp stripes yet, but he's very confident that killing the hero will endear him to the Master. He's cornered his prey, who has a wounded leg. THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
Except...
Best One-Liner
Touched by a Vampire
"I hate to interrupt this very special episode of 'Touched By A Vampire,' but..."
"WHAT?!"
So Two Half-Chihuahuas Will Make a Purebreed Chihuahua?
It takes two half-vampires to make a full vampire? What, like if a centaur and a mermaid get it on, the kid might be fully human if he/she gets the human half from each?? This makes zero sense.
"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"
In Soviet Union, Nipples Suck on You
The DJ finds out the...hard...way that the vampires have tentacle boobs!
The infamous Mister Six, the dancing old
man from the Six Flags commercials--LOL,
just kidding. He only really LOOKS like
him! Anyway, Ron directed lots (I mean
LOTS) of TV (including several episodes
of the awesome "Sigmund and the Sea
Monsters" reboot) and was nominated for
Emmys. What happened??
Martial artist action figure who first
made it
big on soaps (like Lance Cumson on
"Falcon
Crest") then played TV's "Renegade." Was
also
Snake Eater from the films
of the
same name. Then degenerated to this
fodder and
things like Sharknado 3: Oh Hell
No!
.
Weirdly, played Splinter (like, in the
fursuit) in several of
the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Next
Mutation" TV
shows. Was also Fiona in
Disturbing Behavior.
Often cast as small-part eye candy.
Janet in Trick 'r Treat;
Kimba in Kill Kill Faster
Faster (NOT the famous "Pussycat"
one...); and Day in 3 Days in
Havana.
Does a lot of modern zombie stuff. He's
Albert Wesker in the Resident
Evil franchise. Was Rogue's
boyfriend in the first X-
Men film. It didn't end well.
Lends his voice to a LOT of animated
work. He voices the titular "Inuyasha."
He's all over "My Little Pony" (mainly
Snails). And he's the voice of several
characters on "Dinotrux!"
On a few episodes of "The Man in the High
Castle," "Altered Carbon," "Grease: Rise of
the Pink Ladies," and "Avatar: The Last
Airbender" (the live-action one). Was a
nervous tech in 2014's re-re-re-re-reboot of
Godzilla.