Blood Angels (2005)
Ángeles Sanguinarios
Anges de Sang
Les Esclaves d'un Vampire
Thralls
Vámpír Angyalok

Nomination Year: 2017
SYNOPSIS:  Description of the movie's "plot" goes here.

Smithee Award Winner! "Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"

Vampire Tentacle Boobs
Vampire tentacle boobs.

"Alas, Poor Yorick"

This Vampire Movie Blows
This vampire movie blows.

Smithee Award Winner! Deus Ex Machina

TRUCK!
Truck!

Best One-Liner

Touched by a Vampire
"I hate to interrupt this very special episode of Touched By A Vampire."

"WHAT?!"

So Two Half-Cocker Spaniels Will Make a Purebreed Cocker Spaniel?
It takes two half-vampires to make a full vampire.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Lorenzo Lamas Martial artist action figure who played TV's Renegade, and also "SnakeEater" from the films of the same name 
Leah Cairns Racetrack on the "Battlestar Galactica" reboot; Lois in Interstellar 
Siri Baruc  
Director Claim to Fame
Ron Oliver Directed lots of TV and was nominated for Emmys. What happened?? 

Greg Pearson

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