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Death Promise  (1977)
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Enter the White Dragon
Pay-Off Time
Slum Fighters
Slumfighter
Tagline(s):Filthy rich landlords get away with murder. It's time they pay for it.
Nomination Year: 2017
SYNOPSIS: An apartment dweller (who knows kung fu) goes on a search-and-destroy mission to kill the ruthless landlords who murdered his father in this low-budget urban non-Asian chop-sockey epic.
Bryan Cassidy
Smithee Award Nominations
"Wanna Run That By Me Again?"
Better If You Weren’t Seen Without Me
A weird last letter from dad. “…They will stop at nothing. Stop them.” Then a conversation with Speedy, to whom he says: “I have to be alone. It’d be better if you weren’t seen without me for a while.”
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"Alas, Poor Yorick"
Die, Ratbag!
Speedy poses as a mailman and delivers a bag of rats to Jackson. He puts the bag on the drug dealer’s head and lets nature do the rest. Bad FX!
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"Whoops!"
Continuity Can Be a Pain in the Neck
OH MY GOOOOD! Baddie tries to get away via the stairs. Charlie catches up and hurls a shuriken into the back of his neck. He screams OH MY GOOOOOOD! and yanks the shuriken out and tosses it away. Then after a brief blip that must have been an edit, he gets katanaed by the Big Bad (Shabato, no surprise) and in his death throes, he turns around. You can clearly see a shuriken in his neck where there was none a second before!
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Worst Picture
Up in Flames
Stock footage of a fire, then a cartoon explosion.
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“Eeeeegh! Eeeeagh!”
Bad fight scene with horrifically amateurish martial arts and terrible noises. Looks like a playground brawl. The constant screaming is hilarious.
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Directors
Director Claim to Fame
Robert Warmflash Only director credit. Guess he was just a warm flash. 
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
Charles Bonet Charley Roman Did about 8 martial-arts B-movies. 
Tony Liu Master Ying Prolific Hong Kong martial-arts movie actor and director, even in such Bruce Lee films as The Way of the Dragon and The Big Boss. 
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