Spider Labyrinth

Smithee Award Nominations

Worst Special Effect
Spider Cultist Conversion They capture Alan and convert him in the usual method. They strap him to a table and subject him to the most horrific special effects ever! Garbage Pail Kids! Fake arm cuts! Claymation spiders! The works! Filmed in Stop-OMG-Please-Just-Stop-Motion.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Stupidest-Looking Monster
Spider Woman Wigs Out Alan goes into the other room and sees Genevieve with her back to him. Surprise (but really not)! She whips her wig off and it’s the Spider Woman! There’s a cheesy fight. He kills her with a shard of glass. Gee. That was relatively easy.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"
Ass of the Spider Woman She disrobes from across the street and stands naked and smiling in her window.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Crummiest Ending

The Crummy End

Mind-controlled Alan reports back to his New York handlers that he “lost” the tablet. They say it’s okay because they were sent detailed Polaroids of it. Alan kills two of them. Standard Bad-Guys-Win ending. But what makes it particularly Crummy is the freeze-frame…it isn’t. They just had the guy stop moving and pretend to freeze in place…but you can see him swaying like the end of an episode of Police Squad!

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