1990: Bronx Warriors (1982)

1990: Bronx Warriors (1982)

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1990 - The Bronx Warriors
1990: The Bronx Warriors
Bronx Warriors
The Bronx Warriors

Tagline(s):	The first to die were the lucky ones!
	Who will survive when no one deserves to live?
	The Bronx Is Burning for Revenge
	A Heavy Metal Journey Into An Urban Hell Where Everything Has Gone Wrong!
	The lucky ones were the first to die!

Nomination Year: 2018

SYNOPSIS: In a completely unoriginal twist, a foreign post-apocalyptic film focuses on New York City. Ripping off Escape from New York, a policeman infiltrates the Bronx, which has become a battleground for murderous street gangs.

Anonymous

Smithee Award Nominations

"WHAT?!"

Suddenly It's A Clockwork Orange Meets West Side Story

The Droog Gang comes out of the woodwork. Well, from behind the pillars of a warehouse. They kick the asses of the Bronx Warriors with the power of Broadway Jazz Dance.

Suddenly, their leader -- the post-apocalyptic granddaughter of Ben Vereen, I'm guessing -- appears. She states: "You're trespassing, Trash. I said, 'You're trespassing...Trash.'" Yeah, we heard you the first time. Luckily she has a soft spot for him. And Bob Fosse, apparently.

Worst Acting
Annie Get Your Company Annie (badly) tells Trash on the beach that she's soon to inherit the Manhattan Corp.

Worst Picture
Drum Intro for Biker Gang and Ogre Trash and The Ogre finally get to meet up. The Ogre has a little surprise gift for Trash. But for some odd reason, there is a drummer at the site before even our heroes show up, drumming to no one. Pointlessly, ceaselessly...

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Enzo G. Castellari	Also wrote or co-wrote many of the Italian post- apocalyptic science fiction films of the late 1970s and early 1980s.

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Vic Morrow	Hammer	Craggy actor who got his head chopped off while filming Twilight Zone: The Movie.
Christopher Connelly	Hot Dog	Henry in Benji; AKA Chris[topher] Connel[l]y.
Fred Williamson	The Ogre	King of Blaxploitation. Known as "The Hammer." Except in 1990: Bronx Warriors, where he's "The Ogre" and Vic Morrow is "Hammer."
Mark Gregory	Trash	Short-Lived career as a post-apocalyptic set of pecs.
Stefania Girolami-Goodwin	Ann	More a producer/director than an actress. Actually, probably also more a shark spearfisher than an actress, but I digress. Assistant-directed "Dawson's Creek," "American Gothic," and Super Mario Bros....so there's that.
Ennio Girolami	Samuel Fisher	Actor in and sometimes director of many "spaghetti" post-apocalyptic flicks.
George Eastman	Golan	Tough guy or monster in many a spaghetti Western or Post-Apocalypse film (like Bastard, Go and Kill, Warriors of the Wasteland, and Porno Holocaust). But he really wanted to direct -- and only got to do it three times.
Joshua Sinclair	Ice	In addition to acting, he is also a writer, and a medical doctor (although he has never played one on TV).
Betty Dessy	Witch
Angelo Ragusa	Leech	More a stuntman than an actor. Clearly.
Enzo G. Castellari	Vice-President	A director who cameoed in many of his spaghetti Westerns/post-apocalyptic flicks.


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