Army of One (1993)
Joshua Tree
Joshua Tree
Nomination Year: 1996
SYNOPSIS: Description of the movie's "plot" goes here.
- "Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"
Yeah, But Imagine If He Were a Toon
Paint thinner exploding guy.
"WHAT?!"
Hey, Free Guns!
The hero mows down dozens of baddies, and every time his gun runs out, he shoots a baddie and the baddie's gun drops right into his hands. At one point, he also rolls across the floor on a mechanics dolly (you know, those roller things they use to get under cars), doing the same thing. Unload. Shoot a bad guy with your last bullet. Grab bad guy's falling gun. Repeat.
- Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame Dolph Lundgren Bulgy-bicep action star; supposedly brainy as well as brawny, his Masters in Chemical Engineering sure doesn't show on-screen George Segal Veteran of a rich and varied career (especially in the '70s and '80s), he's Jack Gallo on Just Shoot Me these days. Kristian Alfonso Soap actress (Days of Our Lives and Melrose Place) Matt Battaglia Geoffrey Lewis Clint-Eastwood-film regular and father of Juliette Lewis Bert Remsen Al Leong Quite often plays the token dirty long-haired Asian
Director Claim to Fame Vic Armstrong Accomplished stuntman; director, not so much
Anne O'Nymous
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