Nomination Year: 2018

SYNOPSIS: The residents of a small town team up to kill a group of evolved sharks that can swim in sand, and are terrorizing local beaches.

Smithee Award Nominations

"Alas, Poor Yorick"
No Head for Business...Or Anything Else Amanda pounces on Jimmy, just as his deputy girlfriend rounds the corner. After the confrontation, Amanda says "You just don't have the head for business," then IMMEDIATELY gets de-corpitated (that's the opposite of "decapitated," because in this case only the head is left) by a huge sand shark!	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Worst Science
Science of Sand Sharks - shark skin is adapted to suction cup between sand grains.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Inane Dialogue
Drawing a Line in the Sand The Mayor, in an uncharacteristic Acting Appropriately Smart, decides to cancel his son's big party. Then, in a typical Acting Appropriately Stupid move, he draws a line in the sand and vows, "I will not rest until this beast is destr--!" We can only assume he meant "destroyed," because--you guessed it--sand shark.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Acting Appropriately Stupid
The show must go on!	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

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