Castle Freak

Nomination Year: 2018
SYNOPSIS:  An American man inherits an actual castle in Italy from a distant relative. But can moving there heal the family devastated by a dead son and a blinded daughter, both the victims of his drunk driving accident? Not likely, when the wife is having a hard time forgiving him...oh, and when there's a twisted, murderous freak loose in the castle, left over from the previous occupant!

"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"

Where Are the Dicks?
Well...it's male frontal nudity...but they ain't here.

Worst Acting

Search This Castle!
I knew the actor playing the dad (Jeffrey Combs) wouldn't disappoint...or rather, would. I was just waiting for a scene from him like this. He's arguing with a policeman about searching his castle and his performance is...well, watch.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Director Claim to Fame

Bryan Cassidy

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