Clash of the Empires  (2012)
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(Foreign Titles)
Nomination Year: 2019
SYNOPSIS: In an age long ago, the last village of clever, peace-loving Hobbits is attacked and enslaved by the Java Men, komodo-worshiping, dragon-riding cannibals. Now the young Hobbit Goben, along with his father and sister, must seek help from the "giants" (human hunters) to find the Javas' lair and rescue the last surviving Hobbits, Goben's mother among them. In their quest to destroy the Javas, the heroic partnership of humans and Hobbits will transform both species forever.
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Smithee Award Nominations
Worst Special Effect
A Rocin' Good Time
A rocin' good time.
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Inane Dialogue
Can I Fear Now?
"Do not fear, I'll protect you." GAK!
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Smithee Award Winner! Worst Acting
One Cookie Short of a Girl Scout
Everybody in this scene other than Christopher Judge is terrible, but we'll go with Antonis Greco as the hissing King Korm.* (As this clip draws to a close, make sure to ask, "Christopher, how will actually seeing this movie affect your cookies?")
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Worst Picture
Hob--*cough*--Half-Men and CGI Rhinos
Ti'ilk vs. CGI rhino.
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