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Seek The Goo.

Nomination Year: 2019

SYNOPSIS: A young man tries to self-justify that he's a good person, only to spiral into primitive urges, leaving his mark all over Chicago.

Smithee Award Nominations

Most Ludicrous Premise
Meatiest Premise Our slacker hero, taking life advice from a local bum, decides to do good in the world...using MEAT.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Best One-Liner
If You Look Badass... Sage relationship advice from a coworker: "If you look badass, you can put it in her ass."	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"Whoops!"
"We Love Our Costumers and Meat" Not only is the text of the e-mail not what he's reading, apparently the motto of the store is "We love our COSTUMERS and meat." Like butcher cosplay.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"WHAT?!"
Crazy WTF WHAT?! I guess this is Meathead going "Hog Wild," crazily breaking random stuff and fucking a mannequin.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Kevin Cline
Zach Harris
Sean Pierce	Has been featured in Rolling Stone and on NPR. His short film How to Re-Caulk your Tub made the virtual festival rounds in 2020.

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Kevin Cline	"Meathead"
Arica Finney	Sister
Rose Sengenberger	Jill
Sam Sweis	Franco	Was a zombie in Not Another Zombie Movie...About the Living Dead.
Nick Luzietti	Homeless Man

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