Tagline(s):	Your Flesh Will Crawl Right Off Your Bones
	Move over, Aliens, here come the Creepozoids.
	Even if you kill them, they're still deadly.
	Aliens, move over...here come the Creepozoids.
	Your REMASTERED Flesh Will Crawl Right Off Your REMASTERED Bones!

Nomination Year: 2021

SYNOPSIS: The year is 1998, six years after the nuke wars reduced the world to rubble and a few bands of wandering survivors. One of these groups stumbles into an abandoned government research facility, where they were working on making the body capable of creating its own amino acids, thus obviating the need for food. They are then attacked by one of the leftover experiments and begin experiencing an attrition problem.

Smithee Award Nominations

Oblivious
Have You Ever Seen the Rain? "It's gonna rain." "I don't see any rain." *COPIOUS THUNDER* "There!" *OBVIOUS RAIN CLOUDS*	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Stupidest-Looking Monster
Rat-Attack-Two-ee The cute rat puppet attacks the two ladies, complete with Having-to-hug-the-puppet-to-make-it-more-realistic and the Climb-up-the-back Maneuver and the Check-under-the-bed-BLLAAAH Attack.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Worst Science
Dipshit Science Project If only the human body could make its own amino acids...wait, it can...that's not how we get nutrition. Super double-talky pseudoscience BS.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"Whoops!"
What The Hell Are YOU Reading?? The computer screen displays a diary entry clearly readable. Just as clearly, Jesse is reading much, much different text!	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Acting Appropriately Stupid
DUELING Acting Appropriately Stupids "There's something in there." (Yep, a monster.) "I should go in." "No *I* should go in." "That's stupid." "I'm going in." "No, *I'M* going in!"	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"
Guard Booty He's "guarding" her body while she takes a shower. But she wants a little more personal guarding. Which proves that even post-apocalypse, there'll always be a shower and a soaped-up naked babe.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
David DeCoteau	Also credited as Julian Breen, Ellen Cabot, Richard Chasen, Dave DeCoteau, Eric Mancini, David McCabe, Jack Reed, Victoria Sloan, Martin Tate, Joseph Tennent, and Mary Crawford -- so far. I'd try to disguise my name, too, if I had nearly 200 directors' credits, all crap. Following the pattern of most of his messterpieces, his next made-for-TV flop should be called The Wrong Director.

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Linnea Quigley	Blanca
Ken Abraham	Butch	"Last Comic Standing" guy who hosts/comments documentary and reality shows like "Whale Wars," "Tattoo Nightmares, "Snooki & JWoww," "Ancient Aliens..." You know the kind.
Michael Aranda	Jesse
Richard L. Hawkins	Jake
Ashlyn Gere	Kate	A "dual threat" porn/non-porn film actress, by which of course I mean she sucks in both. AKA Kim McKamy. AKA Kimberly Patton. AKA Kimberly Ashlyn Gere.

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