Matthew Blackheart: Monster Smasher (2002)

Nomination Year: 2021

SYNOPSIS: Probably not the furry porn you were expecting. Instead, a soldier who was long thought dead in World War 2, returns to modern day New York to combat monsters. The monsters are running the city, you see. Yes, yes, I know that's normal, but these are ACTUAL monsters.

Bryan Cassidy

Smithee Award Nominations

Most Ludicrous Premise
Frankenstein Super Soldier vs. Nazi Zombies D-Day is approaching and President Roosevelt sends America's greatest Frankenstein supersoldier to ... Patagonia, where Hitler has a secret zombie program.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"Wanna Run That By Me Again?"
Random Noir Dialouge Generator Random noir dialogue generator has a meltdown.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"Whoops!"
2 and 1 The writers obviously never took U.S. History. Or watched MASH.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"WHAT?!"
If You're Crappy and You Know It... Monster nightclub scene. If you're happy and you know it ... you're probably watching a different movie. You should see her rendition of "This Little Piggy."	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Worst Picture
Bye Bye, Mr. American Pie Bye, bye, Mr. American Pie. "Mosters are everywhere. You can't get us all." "Then I'll just kill you." Final battle. DEM Bible. Kills him with the flag. USA!	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

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