Ghost Ninja (1988)
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Tagline(s): | A nightmare of deception and evil... |
Nomination Year: 2022
SYNOPSIS: The Black Ninja Clan hires Ghost Ninja, a beautiful witch dressed in white, to kill some people they don't like. There's also a forgetful wizard and his fat sidekick. And zombies, for some reason.
IMDb
Smithee Award Nominations
Most Ludicrous Premise |
Ninja Land Grab The Black Ninja Clan will stop at nothing to reclaim their ancient ancestral land, their ancient ancestors' remains, and...their magic? But the greedy landowner may not sell. This may even require (gasp) the Four Falcons!
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"Wanna Run That By Me Again?" |
"There Are No Ghosts! Only Ghost Ninjas!" The scared guy who found Sally says she was killed by a ghost. But our hero says there are only ghost ninjas!
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Acting Appropriately Stupid |
Are You a Ninja? Answer: YES. A bunch of thugs heard that Richard Harrison was a ninja. So they decide to test him. And they find out the hard way.
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"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'" |
Booooobs! A couple starts getting hot and heavy. Then a ghost appears and starts masturbating. Suddenly -- NINJA! He lowers his sword as the amulet of gold Kryptonite banishes the ghost. Then there's a ninja action figure...annnd she wakes up. WTF?
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Directors
Director |
Claim to Fame |
Godfrey Ho |
Possibly directed more Smithee films than anyone else - also
known as: Alton Cheung, Tommy
Cheung, Ho Chi-Keung, Elton Chong, Daniel Clough,
Leong Fui Fong, Antonin Gasner, Martin
Greenfield, Godfrey Hall, Zhi Jiang He, Benny Ho,
Chi-Mou Ho, Chun-Sing Ho, Fong Ho, York Lam,
Bruce Lambert, Charles Lee, Frank Lewis, Joe
Livingstone, Jerry Sawyer, Victor Sears, Robert
Young, Albert Yu. |
Cast
Actor |
Character |
Claim to Fame |
Richard Harrison |
Ninja Master Gordon |
best Caucasian Ninja ever! |
Tao Chiang |
Kogan |
Prolific Chinese chop-sockey actor with
194 credits, still going. You've
probably seen him, even if you don't
remember his name. AKA "Ting Hsuen-
Yuan" (his birth name), "To Kong," "Do
Kong," "Kong Do," and "Chiang Dao." And
in
Golden Dragon, Silver
Snake: Johnnie
Chan! |
Curtis Yao |
George |
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Yang Tan |
Firecracker |
Mr. Wang in Formosa Sisters
and Ghost Married. |
Yuan Yi |
Magic Chan |
General Tai in Blood of the Dragon,
Challenge to Devil Area, New
Miracle Fighters, Ninja vs.
Shaolin, and Shanghai
Massacre. |
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