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The Legend Is Born

Nomination Year: 2022

SYNOPSIS: Form IMDb.com: "When a demon god steals the Hammer of Invincibility, Thor strikes a mighty blow to get it back." This movie blows mightily, all right. Basically, a whiny Thor fights Loki and his monsters to stop the end of the world, Ragnarok.

Smithee Award Nominations

"Wanna Run That By Me Again?"
There Is No Fate But What We Make...Where Have I Heard That? Thor kills Loki after a maudlin (mercifully short) speech about Fate.

Worst Acting
"Waahh! I'm Ready Now To Kill Loki and Stop Ragn'rok!" She does the "Mmmrmm, Luke, you are not ready" Yoda bit, but All-Whiny Thor is not ready to hear it.

Worst Picture
Fuck Mjolnir, I Guess After much dithering, the decision is made for them. Thor must stay and fight Loki and the monsters! So there's some sword-swinging, some REALLY bad CGI, and then he pulls out a submachinegun!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Christopher Ray	Son of Fred Olen Ray, brother of former Smith-ka-teer Kevin Hogan's co-worker. When not directing schlock, he's producing schlock.

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Cody Deal	Thor
Richard Grieco	Loki	Famous handsome actor who was Booker on "21 Jump Street" and starred in A Night at the Roxbury.
Patricia Velasquez	Jarnsaxa	DEFINITELY wrote her own IMDb.com bio... Was Marta Estrella on "Arrested Development, Meela/Anck Su Namun in The Mummy movies.
Kevin Nash	Odin	Known best for his WWE wrestling under the name "Diesel."
Jess Allen	Baldir	Played Sandstorm on "American Horror Story."
Nicole Arianna Fox	Red Norn	Mia in Girl House. Was once on "America's Next Top Model."

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