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SOMEBODY'S Flying with the Trees "They're standing, walking, and flying with the trees, before the trees are all gone."
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Coat Hangers Traded for Guns, Umbrellas, and Pitchforks After shooting at nothing and swinging at nothing, the guy with the gun dies in the usual Birdemic way: He clutches his throat after a CGI bird zooms past him. The girl with the umbrella: Same. Guy with the pitchfork? Who knows? Maybe he just laid down and died of lame.
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Basic Science Fails (pH and Cells) The principles try to out-Bad-Science each other. First, Kim the "environmental scientist expert" claims that the higher the pH, the more acidic the water (no...higher pH means BASE, not acid) and that it somehow causes cancer in animals. Then, not to be outdone, Evan states that "there are over 724 trillion cells in the human body." Yeah, maybe Lizzo. The actual number is between 30 and 40 trillion. At least he's right that both numbers exceed the known universe's estimated two trillion galaxies.
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Bad Acting and Bad Camera Right Off In the FIRST scene with dialogue, we get wooden, stilted acting, horrible science, and one camera with conspicuously worse picture and sound.
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Aging Is Not Why I'm Getting Grey Here Argh! The acting! The science! The...everything! The two mains sit across from each other as he stumbles through his lines about how he came to be a gerontologist.
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The Most Lackluster Confession of Love in Cinema, Ever Evan gets Kim to go out with him, and they've had a few dates. Finally on this one, Evan deadpans, "Kim. I'm in love with you" and other rhapsodies of passion, delivered with all the intonation of someone telling his insurance agent he wishes to switch plans. Then...cue the cringe dance, complete with disco ball!
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Coat Hanger Abortion of an Ending Joined by Alan Bagh's hero Rod from the first film, the surviving cast listlessly fends off a CGI bird attack, which looks like a lame attempt at real-life Duck Hunt. When Rod loses (i.e., idiotically THROWS) his gun, he replaces it with a convenient COAT HANGER he finds resting on a log. A clear homage to the weapon of choice in the first film. Meanwhile, the blonde in the back has clearly just given up (the actress, that is). They then announce "They're gone! They're headed out to sea!" And so they are...again... For no reason...again. And we are treated to an interminable many minutes of them standing on the beach and just watching the "birds" jerkily and choppily flap their way to nowhere. Again.
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| Director | Claim to Fame |
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 James Nguyen |
Has a soft spot for "romantic thrillers" - - like the Birdemic series. Uh-huh. |
| Actor | Character | Claim to Fame |
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 Ryan Lord |
Evan | Played Chode 5 in 2011's The End. Huh? |
 Julia Culbert |
Kim | |
 Marc DeNola |
Real Estate Guy | |
 Alan Bagh |
Rod | Rod of the infamous Birdemic series, he would have been in Ghost Shark 2: Urban Jaws, but his scenes were all deleted...which should tell you something. |
 Max Troia |
Mr. Green | Did a lot of shorts. |
| Lee McLaughin |
Dr. Extinction |
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