Tagline(s):	Bigfoot Is Hungry and on the Hunt for Female Flesh
	A Modern Day Love Story

Nomination Year: 2024

SYNOPSIS: 

Shannon inherits a few hundred acres of wilderness land from grandpa, so she takes her brother, her uncle, and a family friend on a hunting trip there...where they are immediately terrorized by a bigfoot! The survivors manage to capture it with the use of tranquilizer darts, but instead of, you know, turning the beast over to authorities or documenting it or anything, they instead attempt to cash in by contacting a kooky cryptozoologist named Dr. Corman (shades or Roger?) who is willing to pay top dollar to keep it secret for his experiments, which he for some reason conducts in Shannon's basement. Corman has this zany idea to breed the sasquatch with a human woman, such that the offspring will prove his Missing Link theory. What??

Even though this plan results in death after death, it does not deter our mad scientist. What hath science wrought?!

The movie boldly states "Based on Real Events!" Uhhhh...yeah...right.

Smithee Award Nominations

Most Ludicrous Premise
WTF Even Is This Scene?? Dr. Corman attempts to convince Shannon to let him do his experiments and have exclusive rights to her Bigfoot-in-the-Basement. The acting. The premise. The weird suddenly-impaired brother playing Mouse Trap. Groton.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"Wanna Run That By Me Again?"
Fucked Like Bugs in a Dixie Cup Bigfoot is tearing their camper apart, and the old guy laments: "We're fucked like bugs in a Dixie Cup!"	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Worst Science
Evening News Host and Stalin's Bigfoot Army and Sasquatch Mating Program Between the acting and the content, it's hard to choose what the hell is worst. The anchor's horrible acting? The doctor's? The tale of Stalin's ape/human hybrid experiments? Or their consistent pronunciation of "yooman."	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"
Two Bares in the Woods Here we see baby sasquatch seeing things no minor should see: A lesbian porno being shot in the woods. But poor Chaka pays the price for his voyeurism.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
John Orrichio	Directs Bad Vampire/Ghost/Zombie flicks like Requiem for a Vampire, Ghost Chicks, and Paranormal Captivity. And this. Also WROTE all of those...

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Edward X. Young	Dr. Laurence Corman	Mainly known for costume design and SPFX, he louses up the screen as an actor from time to time in Z-level films like Megaman (where he played Dr. Light), Muttnik, Zombies! Zombies Everywhere!, Maggots, and The Killer Clown meets the Candy Man.
Chrissy Laboy	Shannon	Short-lived scream queen who was in Make Them Die Quickly, The Long Island Serial Killer, and Kids Get Dead 2: The Kids Get Deader.
Dennis Carter, Jr.	Billy	Perennial Bad actor, mostly in zombie flicks like Dead Survivorz, Zombies Incorporated, Zombieapocalyptica, and Attack of the Killer Chickens: The Movie.
John McCormack	Chester	Was in The Soulless as Robert Dennis; and an analyst in Supercapitalist.
Gregory Stokes	Georgie	Dr. Hachette in Evil's Lair.

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