Black Cobra (1987)

Black Cobra (1987)

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The Black Cobra

Tagline(s):	There's muscle in his venom and fire in his heart!
	They thought they were bad-ass...until they ran into him!

Nomination Year: 2024

SYNOPSIS:

A lady photographer snaps some shots of a biker gang leader committing a murder and he'll stop at nothing to silence her. Robert Malone, tough-as-nails, no-nonsense, renegade black police detective is there to guard her and bring the bad guys to justice!

The filmmakers really wanted Malone to be the black Dirty Harry and the chief baddie be The Terminator. They failed on both counts, as well as many others.

Bryan Cassidy

Smithee Award Nominations

"Wanna Run That By Me Again?"
Santa Claus's Daughter "I'm not doing it for you. I'm just doing it. I would do it even if it were Santa Claus's daughter." WTF? How about Elton John's? Or Donald Duck's?	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Stelvio Massi	Italian hack who somehow got to work on A Fistful of Dollars as a cameraman, but then went on to helm Emergency Squad, Convoy Busters, and Taxi Killer. Sometimes goes by the name "Max Steel." No, he can't pull that off.

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Fred Williamson	Det. Robert Malone	King of Blaxploitation. Known as "The Hammer." Except in 1990: Bronx Warriors, where he's "The Ogre" and Vic Morrow is "Hammer."
Eva Grimaldi	Elys Trumbo	Italian actress who was Tea in Intimacy, Berenice Rondi in Forever, and Elfride Bernardi on "Beauty Centre."
Bruno Bilotta	Bandit Leader	AKA Karl Landgren, he's an Italian actor who looked like Schwarzenegger or Z'Dar in his youth; played tough-guy baddies a lot. Was Lorenzo Vitale in The Equalizer 3, Lesek in Assassin Club, and Sniper Chief Giordani in The Tourist. Was also an uncredited mob boss in Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Maurice Poli	Chief Max Walker	Tunisian actor who was Girobatol in Sandokan the Great, Ptolomeus in Caligula's Slaves, and Nick Chaney in Five Dolls for an August Moon.
Sabrina Siani	Walker's Daughter	Was eye candy in many jungle and fantasy B-Movies, like White Cannibal Queen, Cannibal Terror, Ator, the Fighting Eagle, and 2020: Texas Gladiators.
Giovanni Cianfriglia	Guardsman at Hospital	You may wonder how his career could have topped Super Stooges vs. the Wonder Women ... wonder no more! Popping up in such strange places as the star of the Superargo franchise to bit parts in Ladyhawke and The Last Temptation of Christ to doing stunts for Jewel of the Nile.
Angelo Ragusa	Bandit (Uncredited)	More a stuntman than an actor. Clearly.


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