KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978)

KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978)

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Attack of the Phantoms
Kiss
KISS
Kiss in Attack of the Phantoms
KISS in Attack of the Phantoms
KISS Meets the Phantom
Kiss Meets the Phantom
Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park
Kiss Phantoms
Kiss: Attack of the Phantoms
KISS: Attack of the Phantoms
Phantom of the Park

Tagline(s):	KISSterical! KISStounding! KISStoric!
	Their First Full Length Feature Film will Zap you out of your seat!
	Mad scientist strikes!
	This Dynamic Rock Group Makes Their Film Debut Battling a Demented Genius Inventor!
	Abner Was a Genius. A Demented and Dangerous Genius!

Nomination Year: 2024

SYNOPSIS: The members of the ultra-famous rock band KISS have actual super powers! Did you know that? Well, while on tour at an amusement park in the late '70s, they run afoul of a mad scientist who creates robots and androids...sometimes out of people! Can KISS defeat this "Phantom of the Park" (who is never referred to by that moniker, by the way), even after their magic amulets are stolen? May peace, love, rock-and-roll, sticky-out tongues, lots of makeup, and big hair win the day!

Bryan Cassidy

Smithee Award Nominations

Most Ludicrous Premise
KISS Has Magic Talismans That Give Them Powers Apparently there are these magic talismans that give KISS superpowers (everyone's heard rumors, right?), and without them, they're "ordinary human beings." Riiiight. Good thing they're protected by a "cosmic force field."	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Worst Special Effect
KISS vs. The Robot Apes The band must fight Devereaux's robot "apes" using bad FX and trampolines.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"Whoops!"
Strings in Search of a Guitar The android Demon (Gene Simmons) terrorizes a group of park security, lifting one right off his feet and shoving others backwards--all with the clear use of visible cables!	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Gordon Hessler

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Peter Criss	Cat Man	Drummer for KISS
Ace Frehley	Space Ace	Lead guitarist for KISS!
Gene Simmons	The Demon	Hard-rocking KISS co-founder and bandmember
Paul Stanley	Star Child	Front man/lead vocalist/songrwiter for KISS!
Anthony Zerbe	Abner Devereaux
Carmine Caridi	Calvin Richards
Deborah Ryan	Melissa
John Dennis Johnston	Chopper
Terry Lester	Sam


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