"X": The Man with the X-Ray Eyes
"X"
Man with the X-Ray Eyes
The Man with the X-Ray Eyes
X
X: The Man with the X-Ray Eyes
X: The Man with X-Ray Eyes
Blikket som Dræbte... [Danish]
Covjek s Rentgenskim Ocima [Croatian]
Czlowiek z Rentgenem w Oczach [Portuguese]
Der Mann mit den Röntgenaugen [German]
Dr X - Operation Skräck [Swedish]
El Hombre con Ojos de Rayos X [Spanish]
El Hombre con Rayos X en los Ojos [Spanish]
El Hombre con Visión de Rayos X [Spanish]
L'Homme aux Rayons X [French]
L'Horrible Cas du Docteur X [French]
L'Uomo dagli Occhi a Raggi X [Italian]
Mannen med Røntgen-øynene [Norwegian]
Mister Rayons X [French]
O Homem com Raios X nos Olhos [Portuguese]
O Homem dos Olhos de Raio-X [Portuguese]
Röntgenkatsemies [Finnish]
X - Czlowiek, Który Widzial Wiecej [Polish]
X - Omul cu Raze X in Ochi [Romanian]
X, el Hombre con Ojos de Rayos X [Spanish]
X, l'Homme aux Yeux Rayons X [French]
X-Straal Ogen [Flemish]
Tagline(s):
He Stripped Souls as Bare as Bodies!
He dared to look beyond man's vision and saw more than his eyes could stand!
"When thine eye offends thee, pluck it out!"
Nomination Year: 2024
SYNOPSIS:
Poor Ray Milland. Once the highest-paid, most acclaimed actor in Hollywood. Then, stuff like this. Ending with Frogs (q.v.). But I digress...
Dr. James Xavier (See the "X" in his name? See it??) develops special eye-drops that lets creatures see through solid objects. So what if it killed the monkey? He's determined to try it on himself. When he accidentally kills his colleague (a moronic death which must be seen to be appreciated), he goes on the run from the law and becomes a stage act. Eventually, his addiction to the substance makes him see more and more things he doesn't want to, until he meets a Bad (Movie) end.
Bryan Cassidy
Smithee Award Nominations
"Wanna Run That By Me Again?"
A City Unborn
"Rising with fingers, limbs without flesh...dissolved in an acid of light." blah blah blah. Do most people wax this poetic under stress??
"Alas, Poor Yorick"
Pane Killer
Poor Dr. Xavier accidentally shoves his best friend Dr. Brant out the window to his death. Easily the dumbest death I've seen this year.
Crummiest Ending
Please Someone Pluck MY Eyes Out!
Xavier stumbles into a revival meeting in a tent, where he reveals to all that he (get this) can see GOD. The preacher reminds him of the Scripture that says "if thine eyes offend thee..." Well, he takes it to heart. Creepypasta jump scare. Freeze frame. Roll credits.
Producer of pretty much everything that was
ever crappy, ever, and directed most of it.
His contribution to Smithee-worthy film
cannot be overstated. To list his accomplishments
here would not do him justice.
Once the most highly-paid actor in
Hollywood... How the mighty have fallen.
Famous for The Lost Weekend (Don
Birnam); Dial 'M' for Murder
(Tony Wendice); Love Story
(Oliver Barrett III); The
Univited (Roderick Fitzgerald); and
many, many more.
On lots of crime TV shows, you can see
him in smaller/supporting parts on both
big and small screens. Was Det. Bowers
in The Wrong Man; David in
Spartacus; Sam Steinberg on
"Bridget Loves Bernie."
Thin-faced and blond, he's often a scientist,
but played many roles (over 200!) from the '40s
on. Things like Sydney Stanton in When
Worlds Collide, Caius in
Spartacus, and Mr. Franz in
Attack of the Puppet People.
Finished his career as Grandpa Kanisky on
"Gimme a Break!"
World's most famous insult comic, he
shows up in movies from time to time.
Like as Billy Sherbert in
Casino, the voice of Mr.
Potato Head in the Toy
Story franchise, "Manny" Bergman
in Innocent Blood, and
others.
Roger Corman
Ray Milland
Diana Van der Vlis
Harold J. Stone
John Hoyt
Don Rickles
Jonathan Haze
