Zoombies (2016)
| Tagline(s): | It's Jurassic World of the Dead |
| | Uncaged, UNDEAD |
| | Half Animal. Half Zombie. ALL KILLER! |
| | The Next Strain of Zombie Virus Is Taking Over the Zoo |
Nomination Year: 2024
SYNOPSIS:
A Turn-This-Animal-Into-a-Killer-Zombie virus spreads through a new safari park that's getting ready to open, just when a group of interns and students are being trained. Luckily, the park wasn't yet open to the public, and luckily the virus doesn't seem to affect humans. Not so lucky, however, for the staff trapped in the park with the animals...
Kinda tries to be Jurassic Park Lite. And fails.
Bryan Cassidy
Smithee Award Nominations
| Oblivious |
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Missing Some Deadlions The interns are talking to the chief adminstrator over the walkie-talkie. While they're talking, the *three* them somehow miss an entire pride of zombie lions surrounding them RIGHT THERE. Impossible!
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| Worst Special Effect |
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Zipline Like a bunch of parks that don't care about liability, this one has a zipline to get across the park instead of, say, gondola cars or a nice monorail. Our protagonists use the zipline...which commits some of the worst greenscreen offenses I've seen in some time. One guy's arms aren't even at full extension as he's clearly standing there phoning it in. It culminates in a juicy Witchboard fall!
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| Acting Appropriately Stupid |
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Acting Ape-propriately Stupid Kifo the gorilla (the last of his kind and Daxton's favorite exhibit) is down! Is he hurt? Despite knowing the animals are all turning into murderous zombies, Daxton rushes out to help...with utterly predictible results.
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Directors
| Director |
Claim to Fame |
 Glenn Miller |
No, not the big band leader...sadly. The
"genius" behind the
Zoombies franchise
(including a video game) and director of
Aquarium of the Dead and
Death Aquarium. Hm. |
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Ione Butler
