SYNOPSIS: Somewhere in South America, a mummy is dug up. Treasure hunters hijack it and fly it to America to sell it to the highest bidder. Meanwhile, back in Vermont, a bunch of douche-bag ski patrol guys party; one gets really hammered and cheats on his girlfriend. After far too long of impressing us with just how absolutely terrible everyone in this movie is (this is the kind of movie that has four characters identified in the credits as "T-Shirt Girl"), the treasure hunters' plane crashes into the mountain above the ski resort, causing an avalanche trapping everyone inside, and unleashing the mummy to wander around doing interpretive modern dance moves and occasionally ripping the hearts out of passing douche-bags. Unfortunately, there are survivors. By about the 40 minute mark, you wish you weren't one of them.
Greg Pearson
Smithee Award Nominations
Deus Ex Machina
Step 4: Wipe Hands on Pants
Ice mummy, who is vulnerable to heat, is no match for restroom hand dryer.
Worst Science
What's a Mammal?
Cryogenically preserved homo erectus is counter-intuitive to normal mammal patterns.
"WHAT?!"
Worst 911 Operator Ever
Ed finds a miraculously intact cell phone in an avalanche victim's pocket, and calls 9-1-1 to report the devastating snowslide...only to be met with dirision and mockery by the Emergency Services operator, who insists Ed must be drunk!
Crummiest Ending
Hot Tub Lame Machine
Hero gets his girl; villain (who was clearly killed earlier in the AAS clip) gets his.
Worst Acting
Beefcake Can't Act
They're all so terrible. Harmon Walsh as Johnny (the guy with the rocket launcher), I guess?
Deus Ex Machina
Neil Kinsella
Ami Chorlton
Harmon Walsh
Noelle Reno
Jennifer Hill
