Nine Deaths of the Ninja  (1985)
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(Foreign Titles)
Nomination Year: 1992
SYNOPSIS: Description of the movie's "plot" goes here.
Anne O'Nymous
Smithee Award Nominations
Worst Acting
What a Doom-Cough
No, I didn't make the name up: Blackie Dammett plays a wheelchair-bound mad scientist. He's supposed to be German, but he makes no attempt (at least no successful attempt) to change his accent. He merely sprinkles his off-putting performance with "achs" and "neins," which come off more like some American guy just saying "ock" and "nine."
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Directors
Director Claim to Fame
Emmett Alston  
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
Shô Kosugi <Not Yet in Database> One of the most famous martial artists on film; Hosts his own "Ninja Theater" series of movies. 
Emilia Crow <Not Yet in Database>  
Vijay Amritraj <Not Yet in Database> Famous tennis player. Better athlete than actor, for sure. 
Blackie Dammett <Not Yet in Database>  
Kane Kosugi <Not Yet in Database> Son of renowned martial artist Shô 
Shane Kosugi <Not Yet in Database> Son of renowned martial artist Shô 
Brent Huff <Not Yet in Database> These days, he kind of looks like a Poor Man's Lance Armstrong. Officer Smitty on "The Rookie." 
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