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No Contest (1994)

Nomination Year: 1996
SYNOPSIS:  Description of the movie's "plot" goes here.

Oblivious

"What's This Heart Do?"
They see a beating heart on the screen, they hear a heartbeat sound. There's a little pulsing heart in the upper left corner of the bomb screen. She asks, "what's this heart do?"

Worst Science

"Boom-boom. Boom-boom. Boom-boom." Bull-sh*t.
The bomb is linked to the baddie's heartbeat by radio transmitter. The cops jam his signal by having a cop say "Boom-Boom Boom-Boom" into a microphone.

Best One-Liner

Ya Think?
Andrew Dice Clay says, "Maybe taking over a beauty pageant isn't the best way to gain respect." Gee, do ya think?

"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"

Blonde Bombshell
Just to show how the wristbands work, one hostage panics and runs down the hall. She explodes spectacularly, smashes through the 20th floor window, and plunges, flaming, to the pavement.

"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"

Iced Him
Roddy Piper ("Iceman") faces down a whole precinct worth of cops and gets gunned down for several minutes. They catch Roddy as he's emerging from an elevator.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Shannon Tweed Ex-porn star who is now the queen of, well, soft-core porn 
Robert Davi from Showgirls to Stargate: Atlantis, he's acted all over the place 
Andrew "Dice" Clay Foul-mouthed comic who tried to clean up his act with an acting career…and failed on all counts 
Roddy Piper As "Rowdy Roddy Piper," he used to be a pro wrestler 
John Colicos  
Director Claim to Fame
Paul Lynch  

Anne O'Nymous

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