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No Contest  (1994)
Nomination Year: 1996
SYNOPSIS: Description of the movie's "plot" goes here.
Anne O'Nymous
Smithee Award Nominations
Oblivious
"What's This Heart Do?"
They see a beating heart on the screen, they hear a heartbeat sound. There's a little pulsing heart in the upper left corner of the bomb screen. She asks, "what's this heart do?"
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Worst Science
"Boom-boom. Boom-boom. Boom-boom." Bull-sh*t.
The bomb is linked to the baddie's heartbeat by radio transmitter. The cops jam his signal by having a cop say "Boom-Boom Boom-Boom" into a microphone.
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Best One-Liner
Ya Think?
Andrew Dice Clay says, "Maybe taking over a beauty pageant isn't the best way to gain respect." Gee, do ya think?
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"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"
Blonde Bombshell
Just to show how the wristbands work, one hostage panics and runs down the hall. She explodes spectacularly, smashes through the 20th floor window, and plunges, flaming, to the pavement.
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Iced Him
Roddy Piper ("Iceman") faces down a whole precinct worth of cops and gets gunned down for several minutes. They catch Roddy as he's emerging from an elevator.
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Directors
Director Claim to Fame
Paul Lynch  
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
Shannon Tweed <Not Yet in Database> Ex-porn star who is now the queen of, well, soft-core porn 
Robert Davi <Not Yet in Database> From the opera-singing baddie in The Goonies to Agent Big Johnson in Die Hard to Showgirls to Stargate: Atlantis, he's spread his acting all over the place. 
Andrew "Dice" Clay <Not Yet in Database> Foul-mouthed comic who tried to clean up his act with an acting career…and failed on all counts 
Roddy Piper <Not Yet in Database> As "Rowdy Roddy Piper," he used to be a pro wrestler 
John Colicos <Not Yet in Database>  
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