Dragon Wasps (2012)

Dragon Wasps (2012)

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Dragonwasps

Tagline(s):	Mutant Terror from the Air
	A New Breed of Evil...
	Get Ready for the Swarm

Nomination Year: 2026

SYNOPSIS:

Gina Humphries is a hot entymologist who drags her best friend into the trackless jungles of Belize to look for her missing father. She finds a group of U.S. military led by a hot guy named John Hammond. While trying to find her father, the group is attacked by guerillas (not gorillas) -- a drug lord named Jaguar and his band. They are simultaneously attacked by...GIANT ARMORED VENOMOUS FIREBREATHING WASPS!

Now they must evade the drug lord's forces as they search for the wasps' lair before their carried-off friends are killed and the wasps breed out of control all over the world!

Bryan "Allen Smithee" Cassidy

Smithee Award Nominations

Worst Science
Coca Paste and Insect Adrenal Glands Coca paste is repelling the bugs...uhh...no? Well, how do we attract them? Wasp adrenal glands! The whole swarm within miles will feel it instantly. Somehow. Great! Except for one thing: ONLY MAMMALS HAVE ADRENAL GLANDS!

"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"
Giant, Flying, Armored, Venomous, Fire-Breathing Wasps Swarm Encampment Another CGI fight against the Giant, Flying, Armored, Venomous, Fire-Breathing Dragon Wasps breaks out, with a poor guy in the john saying "Occupado!", with complacent cows waiting to be roasted, and a hapless guy who's stung, flamed, and drowned.

Inane Dialogue
"I Don't Know If He'll Never Wake Up Again..." "Is he alive?" "Technically, but I don't know if he'll ever wake up again." "AAAAAAAAAAGHGGHH!!!"

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Joe Knee	Is that his real name? Does he love Chachi? Anyhow, directed Ghost Game, Cult, and Immortal Island.

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Corin Nemec	John Hammond	Nicknamed "Corky," was Jonas Quinn on "Stargate SG-1," Donnie Taylor in I Feel Fine., and in a whole bunch of Smithee-worthy projects (Lake Placid vs. Anaconda, Robocroc, Dracano)...
Dominika Juillet	Gina Humphries	AKA "Dominika Wolski," she's a Polish-born actress who played Miranda May in The Vanquisher; Brayden Adcox in Dragon Apocalypse; and Sasha in Seattle Superstorm.
Nikolette Noel	Rhonda Guiterrez	Daughter of a famous Hungarian supermodel. Was Vanessa on "The Ropes"; played Billy's Wife in The Expendables 2; and Ilona in Dracula: The Dark Prince.
Benjamin Easterday	Willy Meyers	Plays military/authority types who get killed in Bad Movies: Lars in Avalanche Sharks; Louie in Fire Twister; Corporal Barnes in Jurassic City; Lt. Sparks in Dragon Apocalypse; Commander Black in Poseidon Rex. Just our kind of actor!
Gildon Roland	Jaguar	Tariq in Poseidon Rex; Rafael in Heartbeat; Gildon in Tragic Jungle.


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