It's Christmas Eve at the sorority house and there's supposed to be a party...but almost nobody comes. But those that DO come start getting slaughtered one by one thanks to the predations of a psycho killer dressed as Mrs. Claus!
Given the title and cover art, you'd be expecting some kind of supernatural horror or Critter From Beyond...but nope. Just a teen slasher flick.
Bryan "Allen Smithee" Cassidy
Smithee Award Nominations
"Wanna Run That By Me Again?"
I Know It's Sewer-Clown Weed, but C'mon...
Even for two very high people, this exchange is pure, uncut Wanna Run!
Deus Ex Machina
Escape Claus
The killer has our Final Girl dead to rights. She looms over our heroine with a machete...and starts monologuing! But, oopsie! Guess she didn't tie her down! Yep, she just gets up and runs away! Dumbass ex Machina!
"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"
Exposure During Exposition
Grant and Sophie add almost nothing to the plot...except titties!
Has a Master's Degree in marine biology,
believe it or not. But also played Shala
in Slave Girls from Beyond
Infinity, Blair in Terror
Toons 4, Dr. Goodbody in
Repligator, and Rochelle in
Space Sharks, among many
other a Smithee-worthy project. And I
mean MANY. 241 IMDb.com credits and
counting! A true classic Scream Queen!
Was Myra Bing on "Dr. Quinn, Medicine
Woman"; Sylvia in My Bloody
Valentine; Weizak's Mother in
The Dead Zone; and a lot of
different parts in a crap-ton of the "The
Wrong..." series of TV movies. Pity there wasn't
one called The Wrong Turn at Albuquerque,
where she's from.
AKA "Melissa Heflin," she's a
scream queen who played a Cheerleader in
Natasha Nighty's Boudoir of
Blood, Arcadia in Palm
Down, Sharell in The Exotic
Zoo of Terror, and Rodeo Darbie
in Darbie's Scream House.
That's only
scratching the surface. Seriously, you
should check
out the titles in her filmography.
Troy Escamilla
Brinke Stevens
Helene Udy
Mel Heflin
Kaylee Williams
Jace Greenwood
Brandy Specks
Billy Brannigan
