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Return to Horror High (1987)

Nomination Year: 1996
SYNOPSIS:  A film production company has set up shop in an abandoned high school where, years before, grisly murders took place. One by one, the cast and crew members are picked off by a mysterious somone or something...or is it just Hollywood magic that makes things seem different than they are?

"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"

Famed of High Schools Everywhere
Traditional Gratuitous Locker Room Scene.

"Alas, Poor Yorick"

Follow the Bouncing Widget
Guy in prop room follows widget-on-a-string to a sandbox. He sticks his head real close and shouts for someone to take a look. Hands come out (of course) and pull him down into the sand.

Best One-Liner

Why Didn't the Skeleton Cross the Road?
Guy lying down with axe in head: "What's my motivation?"
Director: "Nothing. You're dead. Dead people have NO motivation!"

Inane Dialogue

That's the Thing about Tunnels, See...
"Looks like a tunnel."

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Vince Edwards  
Brendan Hughes  
Scott Jacoby  
Lori Lethin  
Philip McKeon  
Alex Rocco Distinctive voice of Roger Meyers, Jr. on The Simpsons and Thorny in A Bug's Life, his grey head is recognizable in officious bit parts nearly everywhere 
George Clooney  
Maureen McCormick  
Kristi Somers  
Director Claim to Fame
Bill Froehlich  

Bryan Cassidy

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